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tanweer iqbal

14 Apr, 2014

Na jane saloon baad kaisa sama hoga, Hum sab doston mei se kaun kaha hoga, Phir agar milna hoga to milenge khwabo mei, Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabo mei Tere mere rishte ko kya naam du, Yeh naam du ya woh naam du, Is duniya ki bhid mei naam ho jate hai badnaam, Kyun na apne rishte ko benaam hi rehne du Aaj har ek pal khoobsurath hai, Dil mei sirf teri surath hai, Kuch bhi kahe yeh duniya gum nahi, Duniya se zyada humko teri dosti ki zarurath hai… Kuch woh bhi mujrim the, Kuch hamari bhi khata thi, Jo na ho saki poori kaisi woh dua thi, Maine samjha ke mujhmein wafa nahi, Fir pata chala ke wahi bewafa thi! Kitni Mayoos Si Sada Hoti He..! Palat Ke Dekho To Hawa Hoti He...! Wo Mujhe Zindagi Ki Tarha Lagte he Magar Zindagi Bhi To Bewafa Hoti He..!! pyar aur mout se bhala darta hai kon, pyar ho jata hai ise karta hai kon, hum to wo hai jo pyar me jaan bhi kar de kurban, magar pata to chale hamse pyar karta hai kon. Ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye.. . . 1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko.. Mein ja raha hu reply fast.. . . 1st reply GF ka aaya:"tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me milenge.. . . Ye sunkar use bahut dukh hua.. . . 2nd msg dost ka aaya:" abe kaminey akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bhi aata hu.. . . Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola . . . aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya. Karoge yaad ek din dosti k zamane ko, hum chale jaynge ek din wapis na ane ko, zikr jab ched dega koi mehfil me humara, chale jaoge tanhai me aansoo bahane ko… ..................... Chand bhi chhip jata hai us ke muskurane se Din bhi dhal jata hai us ke udas ho jane se kyun wo nahi samajh paate hain haal-e-Dil mera ke jeena chhod dete hai us ke rooth jane se…. ............... Jab Hum Chote The Toh Sone Ke Liye Rone Ka Natak Karte The, “Par Aaj” Hum Jab Bade Ho Gaye Hain Toh Rone Ke Liye Sone Ka Natak Karte Hain….. ;'''' TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kaale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kaale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se. Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala?: Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai. Zindagi me agar bura waqt na aata to, Apno mein chupe huye ger aur, Gero mein chupe huye apne, Humein kabhi najar nahi aate Must read... Very funny... 1 ladki ki 4 behen thi.. Ek ka naam tha tooteli , Dusri ka naam tha fateli , Teesri ka naam tha sadeli , Chauthi ka naam tha mareli.. Ek din unke ghar par guests aaye.. Ladki ne,poochha ,: aap upar chair par baithenge ya neeche chataayi par..? Guests: Chair par Mummy: Tooteli chair lekar aao. Guests: Nahi nahi theek hai.. Hum chataayi par hi baith jaayenge.. Mummy: Fateli chataayi lekar aao. Guests: Hum zameen par baith jaayenge. (guests zameen par baith gaye..) Ladki: Aap chaaye peeyenge ya dudh ? Guest: Chaaye Mummy: Sadeli chaaye lekar aao. Guests: Nahi , nahi , hum dudh hi pee lenge. Mummy: Mareli gaay ka dudh leke aao. (guests confuse ho gaye.) Aur ghar ke baahar bhaag gaye, Ek ladka or ek ladki dono dost the..;- > ladki hamesa ladke ko phone or sms karti thi;-> wo ladki us ladke ko apna best frnd manti thi;-> par wo ladka us ladki ko sirf apna frnd manta tha;- > ladki hamesa ladke ho phone or sms karti thi;-> par ladka kabhi bhi hi ladki ka phone or sms recieve karta tha;-> ek raat us ladki ne ladke ko phone kiya, lekin ladke ne recieve nhi kiya ;-> fir ladki ne sms bhi kiya lekin ladke ne bina sms dekhe hi jakar so gya;-> dusre din us ladke ne ladki ko phone kiya ;-> phone ladki ki maa ne uthaya or kaha kal rat uska accident ho gya or uski mout ho gai;- > tab ladke ne uska kal ka bheja hua sms dekha;-> usme likha tha;-> hi dost mera tumhare ghar ke pas accident ho gya h;-> plz help me;-> i need u yar...;-> sms pad kar ladka bahut roya;-> kyoki uski galti se uski dost ki jaan chali gai..;-> yaad rakhna dosto kisi ka phone ya sms aaye to;- > hame usi waqt recieve karna chahiye;-> kyokiaapki zindagi ke do pal kisi ki zindagi bacha sakte h..


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Devendqa rajput

14 Apr, 2014

Khabi grami khabhi sardi ye kudrat ke najare hai pyase vo rahte hai jo dariya ke kinare hai


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shivam trivedi

14 Apr, 2014

sir i wanna do internship in radio stations in lucknow .how can i apply for that....


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krishna

14 Apr, 2014

Why can we not listen to FM Stations in Murshidabad , WB? Please answer.


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PREM

14 Apr, 2014

i love u poonam poonam i misss u poonam my world my life only for u.. i love u so much ..my baby uummhhhhaaaa


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PREM

14 Apr, 2014

Ek Jahan Manga Tha Jisme Bhut Sara Pyar Mile, Magar Dediya Mekhana Jahan Bhut Saari Saraab Thi, Ek Kandha Manga Tha Jiska Mujhe Sahara mile, Magar De Di Aesi Zindagi Jahan Duniya Bhar ki Tanhai Thi,


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Sanjeet kumar

13 Apr, 2014

Pathar ki h duniya jajbat nhisamajhti dil me kya h wo bat nhi samajhti are tanha to chand v h sitaro ke bich pr chand ka dard wo raat nhi samajhti


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Vicky Nayak

13 Apr, 2014

Wo apne mehndi wale hath mujhe dikha kar royi,ab mai hu kisi aur ki ye mujhe bta kar royi,pehle kahti thi ji nahi sakti tere bin,aaj fir wahi baat dohra kar royi,kaise kar lu uski mohabbat par sakk yaaron,wo bhari mehfil me mujhe gale laga kar royi....lv u


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jaya

13 Apr, 2014

I love you Deep where r u my jaanu


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Manish Swami

13 Apr, 2014

Mkyun teri itni yad stati he kisi ko bhi dekhun bs ak tu hinjar aati he har ada teri itni pyari si lge bs ak tu hi har vakt mere samne khdi njar aati ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A day u will miss me nd come back in my life once again then u will never live me alone................................................................. bawana [ 2014-01-29 ]  "Meri Zindagi Ke Raaz Main Ek Raaz Tum Bhi Ho" Meri Bandagi Ki Aas Main Ek Aas Tum Bhi Ho "Tum Kya Ho Mere, Kuch Ho Bhi Ya Kuch Bhi Nahi" Magar "Meri Zindagi Ke Kaash Main Ek Kaash Tum Bhi Ho"...!!! bhwana Manish swami [ 2014-01-29 ] thanks for helping me lot of thanks


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sudhir

12 Apr, 2014

Ek ladki se pyr k badle sirf apna pan ek bhisvas chaha aur mila dhoka kehte h pyr ek aisi bimari h jiski koi dava nai par me kehta hu dhoka ek aisi dava jise mil jaye use ye bimari dubara chu nai skti


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anup

12 Apr, 2014

Dard dilo ke km ho jaate tum jb u na najre churate kitne hashee alam ho jaate tum jb mera sath nibhate..!!


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Danish khan

12 Apr, 2014

Yad Ati Hai To Kbhi Ankhe Bheeg Jati Hai, To Kbhi Raate Beet Jati Hai, Koshish To Bahut Ki Par Yade To Yade Hai, Kbhi Hum Har Jate Hai,kbhi Yade Jeet Jati Hai ♥


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RAJ

12 Apr, 2014

Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)


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Payal Gupta

11 Apr, 2014

Kash Fir Milne Ki Wajah Mil Jaye........!! Sath Jo Bitaye Wo Pal Mil Jaye>>>! Chalo Apni Akhe Band Karle>>>>> Kya Pta Khwabo Me Gujra Hua Kal Mil Jaye............@@@@@


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sayyad mujahid

11 Apr, 2014

If u ever feel tiered u can come and take rest in my heat If u feel that my heart beats are disturbing u? i will stop my heart beats for u only for u................................ Dear friends plzzzz prey for my Love/


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Wikky kritt

11 Apr, 2014

Mera ek sapna hai ki mai ek doctor banu.


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SOM DEV

10 Apr, 2014

I listion all india redio shimla..almost all program is very very god.. And thanks to help..


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Vicky pandey

10 Apr, 2014

Zindagi imtahan to leti h magar kuch is tarah, Jaise mumtaj ki yad m sah jahan n taj mahal banwaya is tarah.


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pravat debbarma

10 Apr, 2014

sir/mam AIR Agartala. i pravat debbarma want to know the email address of Agartala AIR station.


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